"You're shorter than I remember." (Warning: Explicit, Graphic Language)

So I promised you the rest of the story, but honestly the story of how I became a full time mom without giving birth might take another entry after this. 

I'll make an honest effort though guys. 

So, we left off at the beginning of a beautiful relationship. 

Our first date was May 20, 2013 and I almost bailed. I was sitting in the Skippers parking lot and I literally talked to myself in the car telling myself to go inside. Here are a list of the things I said to myself.... Out loud...
Pardon my French 
"Stop f***ing sweating you nasty."
"Great, he didn't know of my braces till I just now warned him on the phone."
"Why the **** didn't I shower earlier."
"How do I already have B.O."
"HUMIDITY."
"I'm short and he's beautiful." 
"Dude, you've been talking to yourself for 5 minutes."
"You can leave, he won't care."
"Don't leave, you deserve a date."
"I'm ugly."

Do guys have any idea what women go through before a date? Don't get me wrong, not every woman thinks this way, but then again SHE'S NOT INTERESTED. 

I wanted to fix my hair (I'm a procrastinator to the MAX and showers are a chore due to my frizzy, curly hair. You see where I'm going with this), but my hair was wet. If you have curly hair then you know you can't "fix" it till it's dry or it will curl and set in an unflattering "fashion". 
Anyways, needless to say I went inside trembling in my adorable gladiator style sandals and stylish summer floral evening maxi and completely knocked his socks off. The first thing he said to me was.....
Wait for it....
"You're a lot shorter than I remember."
Breathtaking, huh? 
He's quite the smooth talker.
He ordered hummus (one of my favorites), but I was shaking so badly my hands wouldn't pick up the pita so I ate nothing. After that amazing first sentence he spoke, I wasn't going to dare give him anymore flattering things to say about my glamorous late-in-life braces. 
They speak for themselves.
Unfortunately. 
I am incredibly happy to report that once we got past the initial awkwardness  and started talking, really talking, we talked until the place closed and we were the last people there. We both wanted to continue the date so I went out on a limb and said 
"Well, I really don't want this date to end, want to go somewhere else?" 
Not to overuse the word literally, but he literally breathed a sigh of relief and we made our way to T-Bone Toms. 
That half of the date went a lot more smoothly and I found out after apologizing for my white woman afro (thanks humidity+damp curly hair) that he has always wanted to date someone with long brown curly hair. That convo went a little something like 
"I was going to fix my hair, but I wanted to be on time, sorry."
He got a twinkle in his eye and was astonished that my hair was in a state of complete naturalness. (I do not dye my hair either. I'm on a health kick.)
So unfortunately the night had to stop at 10:30 because I at the time was sharing my car with my mom due to her car completely breaking, so I had to pick her up from work. 
I was DREADING walking out to the parking lot because I didn't want a kiss. My ex had just broken up with me almost two months earlier ON MY BIRTHDAY (what a gem) and I really liked JC and didn't want to rush it. I REALLY liked him. 
Well we innocently hugged and for a moment I had forgotten about my B.O. and my frizzy mess of hair, braces, and the world. Arms had never felt better and he had B.O. too. (Match made in heaven!) I wanted to stay in those arms of his, but I think he may have caught me getting his man scent so I pulled away to come across normal-ish. 
That was our first date and hopefully the last first date I ever go on. 

Ok people, I know I said I would get to it, but I've got to give you back story so you get the feel of how close and serious we are as a couple. After I'm done, you're going to be in live with us, just you watch. 
Next entry is going to be ELECTRIC! 
But, I need sleep because knowing me, I'm going to be up in 3 hours. 
But until then SWEET DREAMS you lovely people! I appreciate you reading and I hope you have an amazing day wherever you may be. 
So long and goodnight, so long and goodnight. 

Hello World! :)

Hello Lovelies,

I suppose I should start off by introducing myself. 

 My name is Megan, I'm 23 happy years old, my birthday is April 4th, I'm a hippie at heart, I love being outside and experiencing new outdoor things.  I respect nature and animals,  I love love, I value God over everything and my family is next. I'm in the healthiest, happiest relationship I know of, I am a wonderful "mother" (we'll get into that at a later date), I'm in love with dancing and fitness, I have mean skills in the kitchen, I'm creative and crafty, I want a big family, and I'm engaged to be engaged (we'll also get into that later). I'm an upbeat positive person who values personal relationships and I hold honesty and integrity very near and dear to my heart. I am starting this blog because my boyfriend's mother thought it might be a good idea to start tracking my "stepson's" (like I said, we'll get into that later, hold your horses) life. I'm a stay-at-home "mom" and homemaker and I am good at what I do. I love children and I honestly believe they are the most important people on Earth. 

 They are our future and need to be extremely well taken care of.

That's why I'm here. I believe my purpose in this life is to protect the well-being of children and keep them from harm. 

I suppose you're wondering what I'm talking about and I promise I'll tell you, but I'm a writer. When I write, I tell a story, I get into details, I make you feel. I'm going to save the juicy part for my next entry. I don't give it up on the first blog entry. What kind of girl do you take me for? So for now, I'll just give it to you where it all started and  It all started with a Facebook message. 

Here's some backstory. 

J.C. (my betrothed) and I went to high school together. I'm from Austin and my very first day in League City, Tx was  February 14th, 2004, (my favorite holiday, of course) and my  first class was Mr. Wells, Texas History. There I was feeling nervous being in a new city  on my favorite holiday (what a hopeless romantic, not so hopeless now, am I?) and then I walk into class like any awkward teenage weirdo from the city of weirdos would and plop myself down in my very uncomfortable plastic chair, keeping my eyes down. I get introduced to the class by sweet Mr. Wells and I look over and THERE HE WAS! The most beautiful long haired hippie boy I had ever seen in MY LIFE! Little did I know years later he would become the most important person to me (other than  Mom and Wuwu)! 

Back to the future, 

 On May 19th 2013 I was working a BEAUTIFUL Sunday at Carrabba's Italian Grill and this beautiful man messages me (there was just a TON of beauty in my day that day). It was completely unexpected because unfortunately this beautiful man and I had lost touch and he got baby trapped (it happens more often than you think) by a girl who we'll call Olga. So although I creeped his Facebook from time to time, I respected he had married and had a child. Little did I know that is NOT what he wanted for his life then, but him being a stand up guy, he did the right thing and married this little girl who decided she was mature enough to have a baby. Joke. Laugh. Cough. 

Anyways, this man of my hippie dreams messaged me and because I'm no home wrecker I asked how married life with a baby was. He almost immediately responded "Not married, just a dad." And in my head I said 

"Oh, so this is what this is?" ;) 

Of course I'm excited because I and every other girl I knew crushed hard for this insanely beautiful, kind, good-hearted, mysterious high school man.

So he messaged me on a Sunday asked me out that same Sunday and we had our first date the next day at his favorite restaurant Skippers in Kemah, Tx.  

Ah, nostalgia....  

And here we are. 

I'm going to get into more detail about why I'm a full-time mom and homemaker, but that requires more room than I've got right now and I need to keep you coming back. What's the fun if I give it all up to you now? 

I will either write more a little later today or tomorrow, but until then, have an AMAZING day, enjoy the weather, get outside, be active and most importantly 

BE HAPPY! :)